Oh dear oh dear, poor old Plod has been been caught out massaging the figures for violent crime.
Despite no one with half a brain believing Nanny's political "top" cops, when they reeled out figures "proving" that violent crime was on the decline, Nanny continued to insist that things were getting better.
Sadly, she was talking bollocks.
Most people knew that already, and had long since stopped believing the bullshit figures spewed forth by Nanny's "top" cops.
It seems, dear readers, that Nanny and her "top" cops were in fact "misreporting" (I think that means "massaging") the figures (ie they were lying); certain types of violent crime were in fact not included within the violent crime statistics.
My advice to Nanny, and her political game playing "top" cops, is simple.
The role of the police is not to play politics, but to ensure that the streets are crime free and that people feel safe in their own homes.
Stop playing politics, and go back to real policing!
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