Thursday, November 13, 2008
Nanny Bans British
I guess we all knew that this was coming one day, Nanny has banned "British".
The Valleys Race Equality Council (Valrec), a quango associated with Caerphilly council (that's in Wales, which is part of Britain), has warned staff against using the word "British".
Lest it upset people from Scotland, Wales, Ireland, Asia or China.
Errmm...two flies in their oinkment:
1 Scotland and Wales are British
2 Why would people from Eire, China or Asia be offended at hearing the word British?
Nanny's chums from Caerphilly council are fearful that the word "creates a false sense of unity".
Ermmm...I thought we were unified yonks ago?
Would Nanny prefer that we break apart like some Balkan country, with all the bloodshed and pain that will ensue from such a break up?
Nanny rubs salt further into the wounds by categorising "British" as being as offensive as other terms such as "negro", "spastic" and "half-caste".
I would categorise the people who thought this up as being "knobheads".
Is that offensive?
FYI, Valrec is headed by former Cabinet Minister Ron Davies.
He quit the Government after a spot of bovver on Clapham Common, involving allegations drugs and gay sex. He refers to that incident as a "moment of madness".
I guess we can refer to his recommendations as the same.
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