Thursday, November 27, 2008
Nanny Bans Rafts
Our "favourite" organ of Nanny, the Health and Safety Gestapo, have donned their jackboot again.
This time they have put the mockers on the River Rother Raft Race (try saying that when you have had a skinful). This is a charity raft race, which has never suffered a serious accident in its 27 year history. However, Nanny (in the shape of the council and police) has put her hobnails into it and insisted that:
- competitors wear £35 sea-going life jackets (they do wear buoyancy aids, and it's not the sea),
- lavatories be provided for the disabled,
- the 3.75-mile course be fenced to stop spectators falling in
Lat year it raised £13K for charity. However, no more money will be raised as the demands made by Nanny are simply too much for the organisers.
Another local event/custom destroyed by Nanny and her dreaded Health and Safety Gestapo.
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