Nanny's much derided id card scheme has been revealed as cheap and slimy way to make money.
Those of you who are undergoing a sex change will be allowed two cards, one in each gender. However, you will have to pay twice.
Women who want to change their names when they marry will have to pay £100, and will have to update their entry on the new ID cards database and pay £30 if they want a card with their husband's surname.
Refusing to update the ID database of any change in circumstance, eg a new address, will result in a minimum fine of £125 rising to a maximum of £1,000.
Fines, which can be issued by post, email or fax, will also apply if cardholders fail to report lost or stolen cards.
Replacement cards will cost £30.
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