Thursday, June 04, 2009
The Dangers of Washing Lines
Now that summer seems to be finally on its way, there will be many Brits preparing to take their holidays in caravan sites across the country.
Woe betide them if they go to Sheerness Holiday Park and attempt to erect (can I say erect?) a washing line. Nanny's health and safety Gestapo have recently decreed that rotary washing lines are dangerous and, as such, managers at the site have banned them.
Donna Hough, site manager, said that lines posed a danger for playing children.
In fact Park Holidays UK, which runs the site, has banned rotary lines in all its sites in the UK.
Precisely how many people have impaled/hung themselves on a rotary washing line?
There are gazillions of these in use in people's homes across the country, are they really so dangerous?
Surely the use of bottled gas (often used in caravans for cooking) is far more dangerous?
What about the very real threat of Margaret Beckett rolling up in her caravan, does that constitute a threat to people's health and safety?
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