Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Did You Know?
This is currently doing the rounds of the infernal net at the moment, and rather neatly highlights why Nanny (in the shape and form of our MPs) is such a pain in the derriere and should be spurned as one would spurn a rabid dog.
She is a total hypocrite!
I would note that the list excludes expense abuse and tax dodging:)
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 600 employees and has the following employee statistics?
- 29 have been accused of spouse abuse
- 7 have been arrested for fraud
- 9 have been accused of writing bad cheque's
- 17 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
- 3 have done time for assault
- 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
- 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
- 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
- 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
- 84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year
Which organisation is this ?
It's the 635 members of the House of Commons, the same group that cranks out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us inline.
Oh dear, evidently I have written utter bollocks today!
The bit about tax dodging and expenses is true though...as is the fact that some MPs have been accused of various things such as spousal abuse, criminal activity, drugs etc.
The numbers though are evidently bollocks!
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