Ooh Err Missus!
Nanny has a bee in her bonnet over cleavage.
Given how much cleavage appears to be on display these days (more than even in a tacky 1970's "Confessions of..." film), I am surprised that she has got rather worked up over the rather trivial matter of a hairdresser advertising his Ramsgate based business using a photo of his wife.
Anyhoo, Nanny's chums from Thanet District Council got their knickers in twist over Marcello Marino's poster of his wife Yaice, and have told Mr Marino to take it down.
Seemingly the council were moved into "action" having received a staggering total of ONE complaint from some tedious person about the amount of cleavage shown.
As the old saying goes "one man can change the world", pity that in this case it is a miserable sod with nothing better to do with their lives than complain.
For good measure, Jocelyn McCarthy of the Ramsgate Society, said it was distasteful to show "so much cleavage on a public building".
A council spokeswoman said:
"For a banner of this size and location, planning permission to display an advert is required.
We have written to the owner explaining this, and also that planning permission for this advert would be unlikely as the property is in a conservation area."
What a petty, vindictive, nit picking little country we live in!
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