My thanks to Mr Potato Head for sharing this gobbet of Nanny sun risk nonsense with us.
"Just thought whilst I'm here I'd share a little gem from my son's school. The teachers will not apply sun cream to the kids (ages 4-9 in this school) because of fear of being labelled kiddy fiddlers. Nor will they allow the kids to apply it themselves due to elf n'safety risk to little ones eyes.... Parents are not allowed to attend to their little ones during school hours either. Well whatever, I say, some sun is not the end of the world, and will no doubt do their Vitamin D levels some good.
However, the school has put up large (needless to say, patronising) posters advising parents on safety in the sun for kids! It includes the very sage advice that young ones are especially vulnerable whilst out playing at school during lunch times..."
Only Nanny could so publicly make a fool of herself in this manner, yet still not realise that she looks so foolish.
Her primary objective here appears to be to ensure that the kids do not venture outside at all during breaktime.
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