Therefore, without further delay, I am pleased to award it this week to Southampton City Council for their daft warning notice erected (can I say "erected"?) at the Southampton Common pool.
The notice warns parents not to let children play in the paddling pool if the temperature drops below 20C, because it could be 'dangerous'.
Ermmm, excuse me, this is England; the chances are the temperature is invariably below 20C.
The sign then goes on to warn that if the temperature drops below 15C, the outdoor pool will be closed.
Southampton City council, well deserving Prats of The Week.
Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.
Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.
Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store.
Visit Oh So Swedish Swedish arts and handicrafts