There are many "school" courses that, on the face of it, are a waste of time and money.
However, this one beats them hands down for being a complete waste of time and money.
South Thames College in South West London, is paying Chyna Whyne, author of Mastering The Art Of Wearing High Heels, £60 an hour to pass teach 16 year old female pupils how to wear high heels.
The course, entitled 'Sexy Heels in the City', lasts 6 weeks and is allegedly designed to prepare them for the 'business world and their social lives'.
Given that we now live in an age of equality I am shocked that the course is not open to males as well.
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