Do you pay for things (eg your newspaper) with cash?
Do you draw your curtains in the evening?
Do you consider yourself to be a "quiet person", who doesn't necessarily talk to many people everyday?
In that case you might be a terrorist!
As such, given that we live in the Nanny state, your neighbours are duty bound to report you to the authorities.
That at least was the message being pumped out, until recently, by an advertising campaign put together by the Association of Chief Police Officers (Acpo) on Talksport radio.
However, having received a handful (18 I think) of complaints, the Advertising Standards Authority (ASA) ruled that it could cause "serious offence" and banned it.
In the advert, a man says:
"The man at the end of the street doesn't talk to his neighbours much, because he likes to keep himself to himself.
He pays with cash because he doesn't have a bank card, and he keeps his curtains closed because his house is on a bus route.
If you suspect it, report it."
Why not do what they do in all other petty dictatorships, get the kids to snitch on the parents?
Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.
Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.
Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store.
Visit Oh So Swedish Swedish arts and handicrafts