Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
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Monday, March 14, 2011

Booze Matters

Father Jack is sober for the first time in years by danzig_AU

I am hugely gemused to read about Nanny's daft plans for trying to stop us boozing (is this really a Tory government?).

Within these plans is an intention (already accepted by one brewer) to reduce the alcoholic strength of some beers and ciders etc.


Here is an illegal way to get round that nonsense.

Place a glass of beer in the freezer, when ice has formed on the top scrape that ice off. The result being a beer of increased strength.

Please note, this is of course illegal:)

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  1. "Is this really a Conservative government/"

    No Ken, it is a progressive Marxist government.....Nanny doesn't want people to do anything other than work till they drop and pay taxes; indeed many of us will pay more tax even after our deaths.

    As I've stated before on here; the transition from a Nu Labour government to the Blu-Labour led government was completely seemless because, nothing has changed; both governments are the same and Nanny knows best is their real mantra.

    Mr Cameron is just a Blair clone as is Mr Clegg and no REAL choice means no real democracy which, in itself, is ironical as we go around the world imposing democracy onto other nations and encourage unrest in others.

    Regarding the booze, Nanny loves the revenue genrated by it so hypocracy is the order of the day.

    Just laugh at Hi-Viz.

  2. If they started putting pictures of Dave, Nick, and especially that Milipede chap on bottles and cans instead of the current labels I predict that people would largely stop drinking at home. Anyone for a pint of Widdecombe Bitter?

  3. Anonymous7:53 PM

    Illegal? What law says you can't freeze a glass of beer?

  4. Alice8:30 PM

    The feck is is illegal? What I do with my alcohol, my glasses and my freezer is no Whitehall pimp's business.

  5. Technically, given that it is Nanny we are talking about, this could be considered to be a still.

  6. Anonymous8:46 PM

    But Ken

    it would only be still in the freezer. It would go all fizzy again upon thawing ....