Yet again Nanny has decreed that swimming goggles are, for reasons that are beyond me, dangerous and are banned.
This time the anti goggle fascists have struck in Oxfordshire, in the guise of Oxfordshire County Council.
The council recently decreed that goggles are banned on the grounds that they might "snap" onto a child's face too hard. As such, children are now required to prove a medical condition if they are to be permitted to wear goggles during school swimming lessons in the area.
As ever, this is an absurd ban.
However, I have a solution, why not make the children wear safety goggles over which they then places their swimming goggles?
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