Oh dear I see that our "Roll Back The Frontiers of The State" government has decided to award local authorities extra funds if they can demonstrate that they have improved our health by tackling air pollution, domestic violence and truancy etc.
Andrew Lansley, Nanny's Health Secretary, will announce that data on over 60 factors that influence health will be collected.
Councils will be expected to boost rates of breastfeeding, tackle school attendance, homelessness, tooth decay and the numbers of young people in the criminal justice system etc.
Lansley is of the view:
“We all want to be healthy. No one wants an unhealthy existence. And the job of the Government – and my responsibility – is to help people live healthier lives."
The question, whenever Nanny is involved, is when does "helping" become "enforcing"?
Anyhoo, rest assured this plan will go tits up:
1 Councils will manipulate data to ensure they win more money.
2 It will be used as an excuse by councils to intrude ever more into our lives, and to collect more information about us.
3 It will cost more than it saves.
4 It will be used by councils to promote whatever "harebrained scheme" single issue agendas they have.
In short, it will benefit us not one jot!
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1 Councils will manipulate data to ensure they win more money.
2 It will be used as an excuse by councils to intrude ever more into our lives, and to collect more information about us.
3 It will cost more than it saves.
4 It will be used by councils to promote whatever "harebrained scheme" single issue agendas they have.
In short, it will benefit us not one jot!
Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.
Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.
Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store.
www.nannyknowsbest.com is brought to you by www.kenfrost.com "The Living Brand"
Visit Oh So Swedish Swedish arts and handicrafts
Why not really indulge yourself, by doing all the things that Nanny really hates? Click on the relevant link to indulge yourselves; Food, Bonking, Gifts and Flowers, Groceries
“We all want to be healthy. No one wants an unhealthy existence. And the job of the Government – and my responsibility – is to help people live healthier lives."
ReplyDeleteI don’t think that is their fucking job or his responsibility at all.
I want to be left alone to live my life the way that I want; and as long as I do so peacefully I can’t see how it is any of his concern.
I also want a Health Service that can help me if anything ever goes wrong. I do not want a bunch of hypocrites trying to dictate my lifestyle.
I think it is amazing that this cunt Andrew Lansley should come out with shit like this, when once again we have stories of people dying (this time, sadly, babies) because of the filthy conditions of the hospitals which he allegedly oversees.
Very eloquent turn of phrase. Sadly all absolutely true.
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