'Tis the season to be jolly etc..unless that is you are Nanny!
As we prepare for our Christmas feasts, let us not forget that it is not just a time for stuffing a nice bird and for sinking our teeth into that same hot bird with plump breasts and tender thighs; but also a time for luxuriating in something hot and steamy.
I refer of course to puddings!
Unfortunately those of you shop at one of the Tesco stores in Southampton may have a wee spot of bother buying your puddings, for it seems that at Tesco they regard hot puddings as a health and safety issue and require you to carry proof of your age when trying to buy one.
I jest ye not!
Just ask Robert Nemeti (24) who recently tried to buy a chocolate pudding from Tesco Southampton; only to be barred from doing so by the self check out machine, until he produced proof of his age to a member of staff.
Tesco deemed the pudding to pose a risk to the roof of his mouth!
A member of staff at the store in Southampton demanded Mr Nemeti produce identification showing he was over 18, but that because he looked old enough anyway she waived him through when he said he had no proof.
‘The self service machines can be temperamental. The pudding should not be an age-restricted product. It’s a mystery why the machine prompted staff to ask for ID.’Bollocks!
The machine is only reacting to its programming input by Tesco staff.
The fact that no one in Tesco had the commonsense at the time to realise this was bollocks speaks volumes about how Nanny has dumbed us all down!
Enjoy your birds and puddings this Christmas everyone, before Nanny bans them!
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