Thursday, December 06, 2012
Nanny Bans Kids at Christmas
'Tis the season to be jolly, unless that is you are Nanny!
My thanks to a loyal reader who pointed out that Nanny's chums from Eldwick Primary School in Bingley has banned children from watching the school's festive concerts.
Because they might be too noisy, and disrupt the performance of their siblings on stage.
The school has decreed that parents can come to their school Christmas concert being held at the local church, but that they must not bring any other children.
What the fark?
Kids are, by definition, noisy and disruptive. However, this is a primary school concert not the Berlin Philharmonic being conducted by the late Herbert von Karajan!
The kids surely should be allowed to watch their chums/siblings on stage?
Given the ongoing hysteria over adults' relationships with kids I am surprised that adults are allowed in to watch the concert at all.
Nanny loosen up and get a life!
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