As the ongoing "heatwave" continues, and vast swathes of the land are blanketed in a "level 3" weather alert, I was gemused to see that despite all the warnings issued by Nanny wrt safety some people still manage to prove themselves remarkably adept at being slack jawed cretins.
Step forward the "bright spark" who placed a still hot portable barbecue into a temporary yellow plastic bin on Brighton beach yesterday evening.
Can you guess what happened children?
Yes, that's right, the bin caught fire!
The beach lifeguards then came and cordoned off the burning plastic mound with hazard tape, the fire brigade then turned up and squirted some water over it from hand operated back pumps.
It beats me how the human race has managed to survive this long, given some individuals' propensity to act like cretins.
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Nanny loves cretins Ken; it means she can justify her very existence.....If she can create cretins, they need looking after and managing, because they become incapable to do it for themselves.....Creating cretins, is perhaps, Nanny's most successful policy.....If Nanny's ability to manage the economy was as good as her ability to create cretins, we would be the richest nation on the planet.
ReplyDeleteTonk: Possibly your truest comment on here ever. And there have been some good ones.
Delete... anothe rlost opportunity to put a couple of MPs in the bin too .... hohum
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ReplyDeleteWasn't this what the socialist education policy of the 1960's and 1970's was all about? And the children of the parents born in those decades, when they brought forth offspring of their own. Don't get me onto the business of socialist placement of tame friends within the civil "service", local government, educational authorities, and similar.