Friday, July 19, 2013
Heatwave Brings Out The Cretins
As the ongoing "heatwave" continues, and vast swathes of the land are blanketed in a "level 3" weather alert, I was gemused to see that despite all the warnings issued by Nanny wrt safety some people still manage to prove themselves remarkably adept at being slack jawed cretins.
Step forward the "bright spark" who placed a still hot portable barbecue into a temporary yellow plastic bin on Brighton beach yesterday evening.
Can you guess what happened children?
Yes, that's right, the bin caught fire!
The beach lifeguards then came and cordoned off the burning plastic mound with hazard tape, the fire brigade then turned up and squirted some water over it from hand operated back pumps.
It beats me how the human race has managed to survive this long, given some individuals' propensity to act like cretins.
Stay cool folks!
Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.
Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.
Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store.
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