I was gemused to read an article in the News Shopper about an alleged incident between Anthony Schofiled and a fox, whilst Mr Schofiled was sitting upon the toilet in his home in Catford.
Mr Schofield claims he was quietly going about his business in the little boys’ room on July 1 when the mangy creature strutted in before mauling him, his partner and his pet cat.
The startled 49-year-old leapt up from the bog with his trousers around his ankles before pursuing the creature around the living room in a farcical fox chase.
"I didn’t even have time to wipe myself.He added:
I just had to chase after it. It was so quick.
The fox had pushed its nose through the door. I jumped off the toilet.
In the meantime it had run into the front room and got the cat.
It had the cat round the neck. She was in shock, bleeding from her face.
It locked itself onto my arm but still had the cat as well. "It was unbelievable - the strength in the little thing.
There was blood everywhere.
It was like a struggle for my life."
"It was so frightening.Errmm..foxes are wild animals are they not?
It was like a wild animal."
This is exactly the sort of thing that happens when you ban hunting!;)
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