Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Thursday, July 11, 2013

Nanny Bans Bonny Babies

My thanks to a loyal reader who pointed me to an absurd piece of Nanny nonsense going on in Devizes, where the organisers of the annual carnival have decided to ban the Bonny Baby contest.

For why?

Carnival organisers are worried that it is unfair to the babies who are not selected as being "bonny".

Ermm how would a baby know that?

Also, if the parents don't wish to enter their babies then they don't have to, it's not compulsory!

Good news though, in the face of "political correctness gone mad" local mothers have launched their own unofficial bonny baby contest which will, according to the Mail, take place four days before the carnival.

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Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.

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  1. Carnival organisers are worried that it is unfair to the babies who are not selected as being "bonny".

    Perhaps my local "Academy" skool should change their moto to "Bonny for all" - they currently proclaim "Success for all". This presumably means no pupil ever fails an exam...

    When will the PC brigade just fuck off and leave the rest of us to get on with our lives?

    1. Tonk.4:04 PM

      Very well said.....In my opinion, getting the odd knock back or the odd "No" will prepare people for the real world.....When everyone wins prizes, the prizes mean nothing and people stop trying.