My sympathies to Roger Green, a lollipop man who works outside Sandy Lane Primary School in Bracknell, who has been banned by Nanny's chums from Bracknell Forest Borough Council from "high-fiving" the kids as they cross the road.
Health and safety!
Bracknell Forest Borough Council are quoted by The Sun:
“Children stopping as they cross the road for a ‘high-five’ puts them and the patrolman at risk and confuses drivers.Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.
Parents wouldn’t thank us if we let this continue.”
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