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Tuesday, October 07, 2014

Prats of The Week - East Sussex County Council

I have heard of some truly daft ideas in my life, but this one takes the biscuit for utter fuckwittery.

Harbour Primary School in Newhaven has decided, or rather East Sussex County Council has decided, to introduce unisex toilets.

For why?

In order to prevent transphobia!

Ignoring the fact that transphobia in primary school kids is hardly the most pressing item (given how shitty the world is becoming), do the people in East Sussex County Council really think that primary school girls want to share their ablutions with primary school boys?

Seriously, what are these people thinking?
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  1. Anonymous10:35 AM

    Surely these proposed lavatories would be omnisex or bisex, rather than unisex? To my mind, a unisex toilet is for the use of one gender only.

  2. Anonymous11:07 AM

    If you were to take the etymological view of the word and break it down into its constituent parts — uni meaning one and sex relating to gender — then I have to agree that this means for the use of one gender. However with the vagaries of the English language I believe uni in this case is used as a contracted form of universal.

    Although this still doesn't explain what numpties figured that school children want to catch the lurgy from the enemy. But then I forget that Nanny doesn't believe in privacy.

  3. Anonymous1:01 PM

    I had to look it up, but I have just read that Transphobia is:-

    Emotional disgust, fear, anger or discomfort felt or expressed towards people who do not conform to society's gender expectations.

    What exactly does East Sussex County Council expect to go on in the primary school bogs?

  4. Lord of Atlantis1:52 PM

    Yet more politically correct rubbish! It really is quite beyond me as to where they find the jerks that come up with this nonsense! When I was this age, I knew nothing about sex, let alone what transsexuals were: indeed, the term didn't even exist back then! However, the notion of sharing toilets with girls would have utterly disgusted the boys at my school, and the girls would have been equally horrified at the prospect of sharing their loos with boys! Moreover, the teaching and other stafff, not only at my primary school but also at my secondary one, would have been horrified at the idea of boys and girls using the same facilities, and anyone doing so would be in a whole heap of trouble! How times change, and NOT for the better! This kind of nonsense causes the very problems the dorks who enforce such rubbish claim to be seeking to avoid! A very well-deserved award!

  5. Anonymous8:07 PM

    I had to look this up too, have these politically active people not got a proper busy job to do?
    We used to see who could piss the highest up the wall, surely girls will be left feeling inadequate in such competitions.