In a display of utter fuckwittery and knobheadedness, the World Health Organisation is planning to declare that bacon, sausages and other processed meat cause bowel cancer.
Red meat is also expected to be listed as being “probably carcinogenic to humans”.
The announcements were expected to be made on Monday; with processed meat put in the same category as cigarettes, alcohol and asbestos.
On the assumption you have a varied diet eg, vegetables, meat, fibre etc your bowels will remain in good nick.
The WHO are knobheads!
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