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Tuesday, October 13, 2015

Nanny Bans Dildos, But Allows Guns - #CocksNotGlocks

As loyal readers know, Nanny can be absurd at times.

However, kudos to Nanny's chums in the Lone Star State in the USA for raising the bar on absurdity.

More than 1,000 people have RSVP’d to attend an unusual protest at the University of Texas. In protest of a law that permits students to carry concealed weapons on campus, students are going to come to class wielding dildos.

Nanny's chum, Greg Abbot, signed the legislation into law last June. The description for the protest’s event page reads:
On June 1, 2015, Gov. Greg Abbott signed S.B. 11, also known as the ‘campus carry’ law. S.B. 11 provides that license holders may carry a concealed handgun throughout university campuses, starting Aug. 1, 2016. The law gives public universities some discretion to regulate campus carry.
More than 160 professors at the university signed a letter speaking out against the law. One professor even went as far as to resign over the matter. The organisers of the protest want to point out the fact that while it would be perfectly fine for a student to carry a gun into the classroom, bringing a dildo in would get them in trouble. So now students are calling for people to take up the cry 

As per Addicting Info:
The State of Texas has decided that it is not at all obnoxious to allow deadly concealed weapons in classrooms, however it DOES have strict rules about free sexual expression, to protect your innocence. 

You would receive a citation for taking a DILDO to class before you would get in trouble for taking a gun to class. Heaven forbid the penis.” 
The protest is scheduled to take place on August 24 2016, so you have plenty of time to select the dildo of your choice!

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1 comment:

  1. Gov. Abbot has decided that the campus is no longer a Gun Free Zone, a.k.a. shooting gallery. Sensible man.