Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Monday, October 31, 2016

Happy Halloween

Halloween is a perverse occasion (imported from the USA), as it is the one time of the year that parents encourage their kids to wander the streets at night in fancy dress, demanding sweets from strangers.

What could possibly go wrong?

Those of you wondering what to wear for your trick or treating Halloween sugar binge can breath a sigh of relief. The University of Texas-Austin has issued a helpful guide highlighting what costumes are non pc.

Remember folks be "respectful"!

Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.

Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.

Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store. is brought to you by "The Living Brand"

Visit Oh So Swedish Swedish arts and handicrafts

Why not really indulge yourself, by doing all the things that Nanny really hates? Click on the relevant link to indulge yourselves; Food, Bonking, Gifts and Flowers, Groceries


  1. Anonymous11:47 AM

    Halloween was always a Scottish tradition which the Americans both hijacked and commercialised.

    1. Anonymous5:45 PM

      The fucking porridge gobblers have stolen our New Year, claiming it as their Hogmanay; and now the ginger bastards want to nick Halloween as well?????

      They will next be saying that Easter is, in fact, an ancient celebration of the tribal Picts.

      When will it all end?

  2. Lord of Atlantis9:12 PM

    I shall wear exactly what I choose at Halloween or at any other time or occasion, and I most certainly will NOT be seeking or taking "advice" from the political correctness lobby!