It'll soon be Halloween so time to prepare some yummy treats for the neighbourhood kids. Try dipping Brussels sprouts in chocolate for them. pic.twitter.com/HFXGA9vFSV— Mark Sparrow (@MarkGSparrow) October 24, 2016
Commiserations to Mark Sparrow, who tweeted an amusing Halloween suggestion of dipping Brussels into chocolate and handing them to trick or treaters as a trick.
He hadn't bargained on how easily offended some people are, and ended up on the receiving end of abuse for all manner of imagined crimes eg allergy issues, "won't someone think of the children" and racism.
Here are some of the best #sproutgate replies but the entire thread is a goldmine of insanity. pic.twitter.com/FgedZSbPWW
— Mark Sparrow (@MarkGSparrow) October 27, 2016
The world is populated with some very oversensitive people who should be ignored for everyone's good!
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ReplyDeletePaedophiles are very sneaky in their actions and they are amongst us everywhere.
Some may be sloppy and offer your kids un-wrapped, drugged sweets; but many with take the precaution of carefully wrapping a drugged sweet so that it appears quite normal.
At this time of year others may not even bother with sweets and just abduct your child from the street to carry out horrible atrocities with them. After all, who is going to take notice of just another scream on Halloween?
It would be much better to keep your children indoors, especially at this time of year.
Tell them that Halloween is an ancient pagan festival which has been bastardized by Americans to now include dressing up in cheap and tacky costumes to annoy homeowners for sweets.
Please, if you know what is good for them, keep the noisy little fuckers at home next Monday evening.
Thank you.