Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Thursday, September 28, 2017

Nanny Bans Sausage Rolls


My thanks to a loyal reader who has advised me that Nanny's school lunchbox Gestapo are now searching for forbidden sausage rolls.

The BBC reports that the new policy at Shirley Manor Primary Academy in Bradford states parents will be called if banned foods are found in packed lunches.

Steve Fryer, whose son's sausage roll was confiscated, said the school should "stick to teaching kids".

The policy says pupils are encouraged to show their packed lunches to staff before and after they have eaten.

It states pork pies, sausage rolls and pepperoni sticks should not be included and neither should fruit squash or flavoured water.

Not Nanny's business!

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Tuesday, September 26, 2017

Nanny Hates Rugby


I see that Nanny has decreed that tackling should be banned from school rugby, lest there be an injury.

That somewhat undermines the entire game!

Anyhoo, given that Nanny is so worried about injuries arising from contact, what about those sustained playing football, hockey, cricket etc?

Surely these sports need to be "tamed" by Nanny as well?

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Wednesday, September 20, 2017

Booze and Fags More Important Than Housing in 1950's



Good to see that people had their priorities right in the 1950's!

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Tuesday, September 19, 2017

Nanny To Ban Thought Crime Tweeters From Voting


As I have stated before, when Orwell wrote "1984" it was meant to be a warning, not a blue print!

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Monday, September 18, 2017

Euro Nanny Censors Freedom of Speech


Remember, it is a thought crime to criticise the EU and its ambitions for Continental domination!

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Friday, September 15, 2017

Don't Film Suspect Packages!


I appreciate that everyone now thinks that "if it moves, explodes, farts etc" then they should film it.

However, seriously, if you see a suspect package (pre or post explosion) report it and get out of the area calmly and quickly.

DO NOT APPROACH THE SUSPECT DEVICE TO FILM IT!


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Tuesday, September 12, 2017

Gender Neutral Shoes - Whither Clarks Commandos?


As per Clarks, as reported in the Mail:
"Clarks has a gender neutral ethos that anyone can choose any style they would like. Over the past few seasons, following customer feedback and market research, we have focused on creating more unisex shoes and we are looking at a number of elements of our business to promote this gender neutral ethos, both on our website and within our stores. 

As a large global company, it is not always possible to implement all the changes we want to make as quickly as we would like. However, we are looking to move as fast as we can to ensure this ethos is reflected throughout our brand.

Today we have more unisex styles in our range than ever before. This means we now have a wider range of closed-in styles, school boots and GORE-TEX® styles and these changes will continue in our Spring Summer 2018 range, which has been designed with an entirely unisex approach."
I am so old I remember Clarks Commandos and the commando handbook.

Oh, and in those days health and safety be buggered you could get your feet x-rayed in their shops too!

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Monday, September 11, 2017

Charles J. Sykes Nails It


Bill Gates didn't do the list, Charles J. Sykes (author of the 1996 book Dumbing Down Our Kids: Why American Children Feel Good About Themselves But Can’t Read, Write, Or Add) is in fact the author.

Hat tip to SkidRowLunchClub for point this out:



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Friday, September 08, 2017

Prat of The Week - James Cracknell

Somewhat belatedly I would like to award James Cracknell my Prat of The Week Award.

Who is James Cracknell?

Apparently he is an athlete turned anti-obesity campaigner.

For why does he deserve the award?

According to The Spectator, Cracknell said in April that North Korea and Cuba had got a ‘handle on obesity’ (ie their hapless citizens - with a few notable exceptions - aren't fat).

Cracknell, by all accounts thinks that is splendid, and is all for Nanny adopting those countries' methods and techniques which he attributed to both countries being ‘quite controlling on behavioural trends’.

There you have it folks, Nanny's chums want Nanny to impose dietary dictatorship.

James Cracknell, well deserving Prat of The Week!

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Thursday, September 07, 2017

Welby Bleats, Yet The Church Doesn't Pay Tax!


I see that the Archbishop of Canterbury is bleating about the economy.

As per Sky News seemingly Britain's economic model is "broken" and the nation is at a "watershed moment", the Archbishop of Canterbury has warned as Britons face the longest period of stalling wage growth for 150 years.

The Rt Rev Justin Welby said "fundamental reform" on the scale of the 1940s and 1980s is required in a report.
"Our economic model is broken. Britain stands at a watershed moment where we need to make fundamental choices about the sort of economy we need.

We are failing those who will grow up into a world where the gap between the richest and poorest parts of the country is significant and destabilising.
This is, therefore, the moment for new, radical policy options to be debated."
Here's a radical policy suggestion, make the Church of England pay tax!


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Wednesday, September 06, 2017

Don't Slouch - Posture Is Paramount!


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Monday, September 04, 2017

Bread and Circuses - A Royal Baby



Things are clearly going to become pretty awful, hence the joy of a Royal birth to distract us all!


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