Euro Nanny Browned Off Over Toast

Oh my giddy aunt, it seems that Euro Nanny is now flapping around like a cock in a hen house over the dangers of toast!

The European Food Safety Authority claims that toast should be eaten only when it is a light yellow colour, not brown.

For why?

It seems that brown or burnt toast contains acrylamide which, if taken by the bucket load, increases the chances of cancer.

Well whoopy do!

There are many foodstuffs and drinks that, if consumed by the bucket load, doubtless increase the chances of cancer. However, as with all things, eat and drink a variety of stuff and you will be as fine as you can be (ebola, ISil, politicians etc permitting!).

For good measure, Euro nanny is also up in arms over other forms of browned foods (eg roast spuds). Therefore, were we to follow her strictures, we may as well shoot ourselves; as all of life's pleasures will have been banned!


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E Fags Are Great!

Oh dear what a confusing world we live in, when it comes to trying to determine whether we should smoke a fag or an e fag!

Loyal readers will recall that recently WHO, the organisation that is doing a "great" job of controlling the Ebola outbreak, was bemoaning the dangers of smoking e fags indoors lest people breath in second hand vapours.

Additionally, yesterday, I noted that some "research" had been carried out int eh USA that warned that smoking e fags would lead people to illicit substance abuse.

Well, barely 24 hours on, and other experts in the filed have denounced all this scare mongering as bollocks.

For every million smokers who switch to e-cigarettes, more than 6,000 lives a year could be saved, according to the University College London team.

The National Addiction Centre based at King's College London and the Tobacco Dependence Unit at Queen Mary University noted that the assumptions made by WHO were "misleading" (that's science speak for "bollocks").

Professor Robert West of UCL is quoted by the BBC:

"You have to be a bit crazy to carry on smoking conventional cigarettes when there are e-cigarettes available

The vapour contains nothing like the concentrations of carcinogens and toxins as cigarette smoke.

In fact, concentrations are almost all well below a twentieth of cigarettes."

Confused?

Don't be, simply start smoking cigars and pipes; clearly they are the least dangerous of all!

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Fags Healthier Than E Fags

According to "research" carried out in the USA the use of e fags may be the route to using illicit substances.

Therefore, are we now to assume that real fags are healthier than e fags?

Will Nanny be encouraging us to smoke real fags in order to wean us off e fags?

What a confusing world we live in!

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Walk!

A simple free method of keeping fit, mobile and slim. That doesn't require an Intervention by Nanny.

Why has no one thought of this before?

Oh, I know, Nanny has dumbed us down so much we have to be told how to do it.

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Celebrity Nudie Pics Shock Horror!

The media frenzy over the leaking on the internet of so called "celebrity" nudie pictures is all very well and diverting, if you have nothing better to write about or report on.

However, who would have thought that uploading naked pictures of yourself to the internet would mean that they would one day risk be "leaked" (or shared) to the world in general?

Who would have thought that?

Whilst you can't legislate against stupidity, it is doubtless this hooh hah will be used by Nanny as an excuse to impose controls on the net.

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Fatty Fatty Task Force

Oh dear, Nanny's chums in the medical profession are stressing themselves out again about how fat we have all become.

In an open letter to the chief medical officer for England, Prof Dame Sally Davies, the Royal College of General Practitioners and 11 other organisations say "an entire generation is being destroyed by a diet of junk food and sugary drinks".

They want an action group, made up of doctors, nurses, dieticians, dentists and schools, to be set up urgently. The want better co-ordination of obesity treatment services so that all children can be encouraged to eat healthily from a young age.

They also call for a raft of other measures, including:

• increased support for the National Child Measurement Programme
• improved investment in IT programmes for weight management
• more training in malnutrition and obesity for GPs and other health professionals
• outreach projects to educate families about the dangers of obesity

The letter's signatories recommend setting up a national Child Obesity Action Group to tackle the problem.

All of this would be all very well if it were not for the fact that we are already bombarded with information, advice and lectures from all manner of sources about how fat we are and how we should eat properly.

The reality is that some people really don't give a monkey's about their food intake and "lifestyle" (wrt exercise etc), short of enforcing exercise and rationing certain types of food Nanny is never going to change these people.

I have no doubt that some of Nanny's chums would love to directly intervene and enforce mandatory exercise and rationing (eg via "fat" taxes). The trouble is, the rest of us who are not obese and who are capable of leading a balanced lifestyle (wrt eating, drinking and exercise) will end up suffering from Nanny's interference.

In the not too distant future the global price of food staples (grains etc) will rise (due to an increase in demand from Asia Pacific and other developing areas). Thus the obesity issue in the West will be taken care of by the laws of supply and demand, as people will be forced to eat more healthily and cook more for themselves in order to make ends meet. Nanny doesn't need to distort the market, nature will take its own course and resolve the issue.

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