#CamilaGate - Would You Give £46M To a Clown Masquerading as a Charity Helping Kids?

Loyal readers know that I have written about Kids Company on several occasions. As such it should as no surprise to learn that the National Audit Office has found that Kids Company received at least £46M of public money, despite repeated concerns about how it was run.

Financial concerns were raised as far back as 2002, yet the government relied on the charity's own self-assessment to monitor its performance!

Would you give £46M to a clown masquerading as a charity helping kids?

What the fuck was going on there, and why did the government kowtow to this organisation and its clown?

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Nanny To Charge For Driving In The Rain

As loyal readers know, and often state, insurance companies are ever "keen" to reduce their requirement to payout when something goes wrong or charge the earth for "peace of mind".

Thus it should come as no surprise to learn that they have come up with a splendid wheeze, whereby driving when it rains will now be counted as a "risk" that requires insurance companies to increase their premiums on car insurance.

Easy money given the UK's weather!

So how will this little "wheeze" work then?

By using data from “black boxes” installed in cars that monitor speed, braking and acceleration; in order to score a driver based on their risk.

The technology, already offered by insurers Axa, Admiral, LV and Insure The Box, is about to start monitoring the weather. 

Ice, rain hail and snow will all be seen as risks, because the conditions are more likely to result in an accident.

The boxes will use data from The Weather Company, an American forecaster equivalent to the UK Met Office. The technology can create a "scoring algorithm" by assessing the conditions during a driver's journey.

All very well and dandy, except that:

1 Weather forecasts, even American ones, are generally crap.

2 People tend to need to drive in the rain for such mundane things as going to work, hospital, shopping etc etc.

At this point I can hear you ask, why get these black boxes?

Well at the moment they are voluntary, users are incentivised to have them for a discount to their premiums. However, I am very sure that in a few years' time once there is a critical mass of people with them, the insurance companies will insist on everyone having them.

All in all another means of making money out of those who are honest enough to insure their cars.

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Quantock Ponies' Sugar Addiction

Oh dear, it really does seem as though sugar is bad for you.

Nanny has posted warnings about the dangers of feeding sugar to the Quantock ponies of Bridgewater, following alleged "rampages" by sugar high ponies intent of satisfying their sugar cravings by stealing biscuits, sweets etc.

A spokesman for the Quantock Pony Commoners Association is quoted by the Telegraph:

"Feeding the ponies is dangerous. 

By feeding the Quantock ponies you are changing their behaviour and encouraging them to become aggressive. 

There have been recent cases of a pony breaking someone's leg, biting and causing vehicle damage.

Do not add to the problem.

For your own safety, please stay well clear of the ponies and never feed them."

For heaven's sake no one tell St Jamie of Oliver about this, otherwise he might be forced to do another TV special about sugar!

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The Risk of Cyber Crime and Hacks

TalkTalk boss Dido Harding: All UK firms are vulnerable to cyber attacks, "it’s the crime of our era" https://t.co/BAUMpramAP

— LondonLovesBusiness (@LondonLovesBiz) October 26, 2015

She is absolutely correct, all organisations (private and public) are vulnerable to cyber attacks and hacking.

As such the more information that Nanny holds about us, or seeks to gather about us, electronically is prone to theft and misuse.

Do not trust the state with your data, do not trust private corporations with your data!

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Something For The Weekend

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Knobheads of The Year - The WHO

In a display of utter fuckwittery and knobheadedness, the World Health Organisation is planning to declare that bacon, sausages and other processed meat cause bowel cancer.

Red meat is also expected to be listed as being “probably carcinogenic to humans”.

The announcements were expected to be made on Monday; with processed meat put in the same category as cigarettes, alcohol and asbestos.

Bollocks!

On the assumption you have a varied diet eg, vegetables, meat, fibre etc your bowels will remain in good nick.

The WHO are knobheads!

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