I am not a fan of Nanny, as you well know. However, I would like to issue an urgent request to Nanny to ban one particular scourge of modern society.Namely, left over Doner Kebabs.
I went drinking in Croydon (see www.croydoniscrap.com for the real horrors of my home town) with my neighbour last night, and ended up munching on a Doner Kebab back at Frost Towers at around 1:00am.
I am this morning confronted with, what I can only describe as, an affront to civilisation and good gastric digestion.
Namely, the remains of the Kebab.
I do not believe that this is good for society, or indeed for my hangover.
I implore Nanny to issue some form of edict, banning such scenes in the future. Surely the only way that we, as a civilisation, can advance is to eradicate the scourge of left over Kebabs once and for all.
I ask this not for my sake, but for the sake of future generations.
Oh yes, the slammer for you Ken.
ReplyDeleteUnder the new Offences Against The State Act, all persons ordering and not finishing any kebab will be imprisoned for a 5 year minimum term.
Guilty as charged M'Lud!
ReplyDeleteSell out
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