I am not a fan of Nanny, as you well know. However, I would like to issue an urgent request to Nanny to ban one particular scourge of modern society.
Namely, left over Doner Kebabs.
I went drinking in Croydon (see www.croydoniscrap.com for the real horrors of my home town) with my neighbour last night, and ended up munching on a Doner Kebab back at Frost Towers at around 1:00am.
I am this morning confronted with, what I can only describe as, an affront to civilisation and good gastric digestion.
Namely, the remains of the Kebab.
I do not believe that this is good for society, or indeed for my hangover.
I implore Nanny to issue some form of edict, banning such scenes in the future. Surely the only way that we, as a civilisation, can advance is to eradicate the scourge of left over Kebabs once and for all.
I ask this not for my sake, but for the sake of future generations.