As we all know, Nanny's chum Fungus Clarke has boldly taken up the mantle of ID cards; which was thrown away by Blunkett.
We are told, now that the terrorist threat has been shown to be bollocks, that these miracle cards will prevent fraud.
Clever old Nanny, always looking for ways to manipulate the story so that she can get her own way.
Unfortunately, Nanny, this rationale is also flawed.
Fraud experts have rejected this notion, as being fanciful in the extreme.
Dr James Backhouse, director of the London School of Economics Information Systems Integrity Group, said that ID cards will in fact help fraudsters.
"ID cards will exacerbate the situation..
The US has a very big identity fraud problem and this is partly because the system relies on social security numbers as a universal form of identity."
As ever, Nanny tries her little tricks but her lies are easily shot down.
Just to remind you why ID cards are bollocks, please check out an earlier article on this site "Top Ten Reasons Why ID Cards Are Bollocks".