Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Monday, October 27, 2008

Massaging The Figures

Massaging The FiguresOh dear oh dear, poor old Plod has been been caught out massaging the figures for violent crime.

Despite no one with half a brain believing Nanny's political "top" cops, when they reeled out figures "proving" that violent crime was on the decline, Nanny continued to insist that things were getting better.

Sadly, she was talking bollocks.

Most people knew that already, and had long since stopped believing the bullshit figures spewed forth by Nanny's "top" cops.

It seems, dear readers, that Nanny and her "top" cops were in fact "misreporting" (I think that means "massaging") the figures (ie they were lying); certain types of violent crime were in fact not included within the violent crime statistics.

My advice to Nanny, and her political game playing "top" cops, is simple.

The role of the police is not to play politics, but to ensure that the streets are crime free and that people feel safe in their own homes.

Stop playing politics, and go back to real policing!

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  1. Anonymous11:14 AM

    I have been saying for some time now that our police "service" has been politicised and that our senior police officers are little more than politicians in uniform....They seem to, along with many politicians, have a "Common Purpose."

  2. Anonymous1:28 PM

    Which doesn't seem to be catching real criminals or making the streets in our towns,cities or countryside or our neighbourhoods safer!

  3. Anonymous2:33 PM

  4. Anonymous2:34 PM

    I also feel at times, that the police service, at the lower ranks level, is an extension of the HMRC namely, through the fines system, glorified tax collectors in uniform....Kerching!!