Tuesday, December 29, 2009
The Electric Commode
Way back in 2004 I designed a special new security chair, The Electric Commode, to be used by airlines when transporting their customers from "A" to "B".
The device ensures that the customer is well and truly strapped in during the flight, with no chance of moving around and causing a potential terrorist incident.
Following the actions of that complete and utter knobhead from Nigeria, who attempted to detonate his own underpants, the new security measures being introduced by US bound airlines include toilet restrictions.
Sadly, it seems, my design (especially the commode part) will come to fruition and be onboard some airlines in the not too distant future.
Short of injecting every passenger with a coma inducing sedative, for the duration of the flight, there is little else that airlines can do to prevent passengers from moving around other than strap them in.
BTW, even this and full body searches won't stop the determined knobhead intent on killing him/herself. There is an obvious method, which I will not discuss (lest I give some moron an idea), for concealing explosives etc.
My views on terrorism and religion are noted on my Blue Blog.
It is sad that "religion" is used as an excuse to kill more people than any other of man's "beliefs/traditions/addictions/habits".
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