Monday, December 21, 2009
Toys R'nt Us
Beware buying your sprogs toy guns this Christmas.
It seems that Nanny's police may take umbrage at seeing a game of cops and robbers being played out on the street by children, and send in armed marksmen.
A spokesman for Essex Police recently warned that children who wield the toys in public places could 'get an MP5 [submachine gun] put in your face'.
I had a large collection of toy guns and bows and arrows, when I was a nipper; come to think of it I still have some of them somewhere!
Best not go outside and play cops and robbers then!
Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.
Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.
Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store.
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Celebrate the joy of living with booze. Click and drink!
Why not really indulge yourself, by doing all the things that Nanny really hates? Click on the relevant link to indulge yourselves; Food, Bonking, Toys, Gifts and Flowers, Groceries