Thursday, December 24, 2009
Merry Christmas Brighton and Hove Council
Missed Refuse Collection FW: Confirmation
From: Ken Frost (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Sent: 24 December 2009 11:55:05
To: mary mears (email@example.com)
Cc: news argus (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Whilst I appreciate that owing to the lack of grit (see earlier emails) our road was impassable last Friday (editor's note: refuse collection day), now the snow has gone of its own accord it may be in the interests of health and hygiene that someone clears the rubbish that has accumulated outside every house on XXXX Hill (the seagulls have having a very Merry Christmas pulling apart the sacks).
Next scheduled collection (according to your website) is 29th.
We shall be infested with rats by then.
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