Congrats to First Great Western Rail (FGWR) for openly admitting that train food is possibly not very good for you.
Chris Haynes, a passenger on said train company, was looking for something to do whilst whiling away his time during the breakdown of the train he was "travelling" on. FGWR had announced that the passengers could have a free soft drink, to compensate them for the delay.
Mr Haynes ambled along to the buffet car, and decided to order an egg mayonnaise sarnie as well.
Can you guess what happened next loyal readers?
Yes, that's right, the "steward" refused to sell him the sarnie.
Health and safety!
I knew that train sarnies were dodgy, but I never thought they were that dodgy!
Seemingly, and at this point I am choking on my morning vodka shot, the "steward" was of the view that the sarnie would cause Mr Haynes to choke if the train had to be evacuated in an emergency.
This is surely the best excuse for not being bothered to do one's job ever!
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