Well done Poole council for winning my prestigious "Prats of The Week" award.
The other week it was widely reported that the "good" councillors of Poole had installed a fake cone shaped Christmas tree, costing £14K, in the town centre.
There were "health and safety" fears that the real one, that they normally use, would fall over.
The cone was made of artificial turf stretched over an aluminium frame, and stood 33ft high. It was weighed down with two tons of ballast to prevent it from toppling, had LED lights around it and played Christmas carols.
Can you guess what happened next my loyal readers?
Yes, that's right, owing to a public outcry (and the fact that some people climbed on the cone and damaged it) the council have now replaced the cone with a real tree!
Poole council, well deserving Prats of The Week.
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