Tuesday, December 01, 2009
Spies Are Us - Nanny's Community Health Services
Nanny knows that all adults pose a major threat to her precious future resource, children.
Nanny knows that adults (who do not follow her orthodoxy) may well give children the ability to think and act for themselves, without any form of state help. This of course would mean that they would grow up into free willed, mature adults who don't need or support Nanny.
This must not happen.
Therefore, in order to ensure that children and families are fully subservient to the state, Nanny has ordered her local Community Health Services to start gathering data about the families, and habits of the families, of five year olds.
Nanny's Community Health Gestapo will issue a questionnaire ("School Entry Wellbeing Review") to all families living in Lincolnshire (as a pilot exercise). Families will be required to supply over 100 different data points about their own and their kids' health.
The review asks some rather bizarre, non health related questions, eg whether their child "often lies or cheats", whether they steal or bully, and how often they eat red meat, takeaway meals or fizzy drinks.
Parents are also required to provide details about their health and their partner's health, whether they or their partner are in paid employment, and to say whether or not their child is upset when the parent returns to a room.
At this point may I raise a "timid paw into the air" and ask Nanny:
What the fark business is this of yours?
There is a further layer of icing on Nanny's little cake of intrusion. The Lincolnshire Community Health Gestapo would have you believe that completion of the questionnaire is voluntary. However, the letter accompanying the questionnaire contains the phrase:
"Please complete the enclosed questionnaire …and return it to school in the envelope provided within the next 7 days."
There is absolutely no indication that the questionnaire is voluntary. Nanny is relying on people being compliant and subservient.
By the way, it doesn't stop there, if you don't fill in the questionnaire you will receive a reminder letter, then a third letter then a visit from School Nursing team.
This is state sponsored intimidation.
Under no circumstances should this form be completed by anyone.
Nanny must not be allowed to win this one, under any circumstances.
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