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Thursday, October 27, 2011

Prats of The Week - Mole Valley District Council

A large roll on the drums ladies and gentlemen, for today I award my prestigious and internationally renowned "Prats of The Week" Award the same organisation, Mole Valley District Council.

For why I hear you ejaculate (can I say "ejaculate" before 9PM?).

For the following two reasons:

1 Mole Valley District Council is attempting to dictate to people what they may plant in their hanging baskets and floral displays.

You don't believe me?

Read this then on

2 My thanks to a loyal reader who tweeted me a link to a site that is campaigning for the Gatwick Aviation Museum.

"Built up, preserved and funded over decades by one gentleman (now elderly) and his team of enthusiastic volunteers and WWII airmen heroes, this Aviation Museum has a unique collection of rare British Aircraft, engines and models from the "golden age" of British aircraft manufacture. It is a national treasure and a perfect example of David Cameron's "Big Society" at work." --- Howard Smith.

Unfortunately for the museum there is one small fly in its oinkment wrt its plans for improvement. 

Can you guess what that is children?

Yes, that's right, Mole Valley District Council!

The museum has been [is] in dispute with Mole Valley District Council concerning planning permission, as despite its co-location with Gatwick Airport, the council has refused permission for a permanent museum site, citing it as being an inappropriate place for an aircraft museum. 

You couldn't make that up could you?

So there we are, Mole Valley District Council well deserving Prats of The Week! 

Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.

Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.

Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store. is brought to you by "The Living Brand"

Celebrate the joy of living with booze. Click and drink!

Visit Oh So Swedish Swedish arts and handicrafts

Why not really indulge yourself, by doing all the things that Nanny really hates? Click on the relevant link to indulge yourselves; Food, Bonking, Gifts and Flowers, Groceries


  1. Anonymous12:18 PM

    May I suggest to the unfortunate residents of Mole Valley that they show their displeasure by planting displays of cockscombs, commonly known as The Penis Flower because they look just like erect gut-sticks.

    Combined with the imaginative use of some white daisies, it could look like an army of choppers have spunked all over your lawn.

  2. Good idea!

    I have tweeted the following (see below). I suggest we start a campaign, fellow Tweeters please retweet my tweet.


    ken_frost Ken Frost
    Campaign to plant #cockscombs (the #penis flower) in Mole Valley… #molevalley

  3. Disgusted, Tunbridge Wells5:03 PM

    Might have known the organisers of that £9 billion waste-of-money wankfest were involved. No doubt hoping to disguise the fact that Great Britain plc isn't the seedy, bankrupt state we know it to be.

    What the residents of Mole Valley need to do is borrow these from Kew Gardens:

    Apparently they have two, and the stink can be smelt 3km away!! That would give Mole Valley Council something to really complain about 8-o

  4. Disgusted, Tunbridge Wells5:15 PM

    Oops, done it again! Should have read "disguise the fact that Great Britain plc IS the seedy, bankrupt state we know it to be" I plead senility!