Monday, October 10, 2011
Euro Nanny In Denial
Another week and, despite what the EU bureaucrats might have us believe, the financial situation in Europe continues to deteriorate (Dexia's exposure is 180% of Belgium's GDP www.loanbuster.net).
However, despite the fast approaching EU meltdown, it is "reassuring" to know that Euro Nanny is focusing on the "important" issues.
Why toy balloons and Christmas crackers of course!
A new EU directive on toy safety bans a number of traditional crackers fillers, because they are deemed to be "unsafe".
On banned list are such items as:
- Party blowers,
- Magnetic fishing games,
- Toy lipsticks,
- Whistles etc.
Additionally, children under eight are not allowed to blow up balloons without supervision.
Pass the sickbag someone!
You really would think that Euro Nanny has more pressing things to fuss over!
Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.
Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.
Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store.
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Celebrate the joy of living with booze. Click and drink!
Visit Oh So Swedish Swedish arts and handicrafts
Why not really indulge yourself, by doing all the things that Nanny really hates? Click on the relevant link to indulge yourselves; Food, Bonking, Gifts and Flowers, Groceries