Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
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Monday, March 12, 2012

Humourless Students

Oh dear how sad to see that, thanks to Nanny, even students appear to have lost their sense of humour. I well recall the days of student politics when candidates would dress as gorillas, or in fact a potted plant would stand and where the voters would ask the size of a particular candidate's "appendage".

Nowadays some students seem to take themselves far too seriously, as Madeline Grant (who is reading English lit and languages at St Hilda's Oxford) found to her cost recently.

Miss Grant was standing for election as Oxford Union Librarian, and her election flier stated:

I don't hack, I just have a great rack."

She went on to say that she was "committed to helping members pull" after she organised a "sell-out Valentine's social".

Needless to say some Nanny brainwashed students had a major sense of humour failure, and branded the material as "deeply offensive".

Fellow students accused her of "damaging the perception of women" and showing a “distinct lack of judgement”.

Miss Grant's manifesto was therefore censored.

So much for freedom of speech and expression!

Sadly Miss Grant lost by 97 votes.

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  1. I am glad I'm a thick skinned old git; it must be awful being a modern youngster, so fragile and so easily offended.

  2. Is this the first case of someone being 'found guilty' - without a trial - of sexually discriminating against herself?

  3. She says "I just have a great rack" Unfortunately, from the photographic evidence I can find, that is far from the truth!

    So I find it doubly amusing that she has got herself in a spot of bother under false pretences...