Friday, March 02, 2012
Nanny Bans Jolly Roger
Poor old Roger, what harm has he ever done anyone apart from being "Jolly"?
Sadly Nanny doesn't see it that way, and has decided to ban him.
Anthony Steele (7 years old) has been targeted by Nanny's chums from East Lindsey Council.
He was flying a toy Jolly Roger flag (on a fishing pole) in his parent's garden.
What's wrong with that?
Well me hearties, Nanny believes that the skull and crossbones breaches advertising laws (what?), and have banned him from flying it!
Excuse me, how the hell does the skull and crossbones breach advertising laws?
It's not as though he is a real pirate advertising his pirating skills is he?
Anyhoo, notwithstanding that bleedin' obvious point, Nanny has told Anthony's parents that they face legal action unless they take it down.
How did the council find out about the flag?
They have spies everywhere.
Some sad git reported it!
On the subject of pirate flags, now that we are approaching the anniversary of the Falklands war, I wonder if East Lindsey Council would have dared to tell the guys on HMS Conqueror that their flying of the skull and crossbones constituted a breach in advertising laws?
No, I thought not!
Councils are the enemies of the people!
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