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Tuesday, March 06, 2012

Nanny Bans Handshakes

I see the knobheads in the British Olympics Association (BOA) have banned our athletes from shaking hands during the Olympics, lest they catch a bug.

We are the only nation imposing such a ban.

Make you feel proud to be British doesn't it?

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  1. Anonymous11:07 AM

    I think I am right in saying that all displays by the armed forces are to be banned for the opening and closing ceremonies, denying British military history.
    Instead there will be celebrations to show how wonderfully multicultural Britain is.

    Of course, this acceptance of all races, religions and colours does not extend to any sort of physical contact, in case we might catch something nasty off the dirty bastards.

  2. Tonk.4:11 PM

    The games will be a PC fest and we will confirm, on the global stage, that we are a nations of sheep governed by twats.
    Surely, one of the points of the olympic movement, was to promote friendship and harmony amongst the nations; I can't see how refusing to shake hands will do this.

    I have a nightmare vision in my head of hi-viz clad officials handing out 'elf'n'safety gear to competitors that throw or fire things for their event; steel toe capped trainers for shot putters etc.....Safety glasses for javlin throwers.
    I can see plod arresting people for boxing or wrestling and classing it as a racially aggrevated offence if one competitor is black and one white......Can't see it happening?...Well plod have involved themselves in a bit of alledged name calling on the football field already have they not? When will they start arresting players for assault if they foul another? It used to be that, when one entered the field of play, one consented to things that may be an offence off the pitch, otherwise sport could not take place.
    I can see a fireman on guard next to the olympic flame incase someone gets burned.
    I can see hi-viz clad council civil enforcement officers ticketing marathon runners for littering when they throw their drink bottles on the road.

    We will look like twats because, we have allowed our country to become a nation of PC twats.

  3. Lord of Atlantis11:30 AM

    And, like sheep, allowed ourselves to be ordered what to think, say and do by them, instead of standing up for ourselves and telling these pc fascists to 'take a running jump'!.
    If our athletes refuse to shake the hands of their competitors, at best it will be seen as ignorance and bad sportsmanship (we used to pride ourselves on the high standards of our sportsmanship) and at worst may well be construed as an insult.