Tuesday, March 20, 2012
Nanny Bans Best Friends
I wrote yesterday about how I have become somewhat "enured (there's a word I don't use often enough) to Nanny's idiocies". However, a mere one day later I found myself yet again issuing forth a "trumpet of rage".
Two tabloids are claiming that some schools are banning primary pupils from having best friends, and instead are being encouraged to play in large groups.
Apparently, if the story is true, Nanny claims that she doesn't want the children to "suffer the pain of break up".
Well now, if the above is true, then that is the most absurd nonsense to ever issue forth from the bowels of Nanny's diseased mind:
1 Children can only develop into mature, well balanced adults, if they are allowed to experience life's knock backs.
Those who are covered in cotton wool end up becoming spoilt, self obsessed, immature adults (you only have to look at the emotionally retarded/stunted idiots who appear on reality television to see the level of immaturity in some adults).
2 It's not the state's business to interfere in bondings/falling outs between children.
3 "Playing in groups" and "group activities" was exactly the same policy used by Nazi Germany to ensure that people were never alone or able to speak/think for themselves (going against the group is much harder).
Seemingly, if the story is true, this policy has been used at schools in Kingston, South West London, and Surrey.
Please can someone send me the names of the schools were this is happening?
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