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Thursday, March 15, 2012

Nanny Bans Nipples II



Following yesterday's article about Nanny MTV and Nanny Turner Entertainment’s, Adult Swim Network banning an advert featuring 2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover girl, Kate Upton because of swearing and an "erect nipple" a good many loyal readers have taken time to study the video in order to identify the "erect nipple" segment which I could not see.

My thanks to one loyal reader who has sent me two stills from the video, where he has identified what he believes to be the offending nipples.

However, I am not yet convinced as (akin to spot the ball competitions) the location indicated by the arrows don't appear to be where one would expect them to be.

Comments and views welcome!


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10 comments:

  1. I've watched the video numerous times and still struggle to see them...

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  2. Anonymous10:42 AM

    Being somewhat of a minge hound, I have perfected my abilities to spot a ‘peanut smuggler’ from 50 paces.

    This unfortunate young lady’s nips have led me to the conclusion that her plastic surgeon must have been Marty Feldman.

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  3. Ken, I'm with you.......I am not convinced that the highlighted bumps are nipples......In the interest of public education, I have looked at Mrs Tonk's chest area and can confirm, even taking into account the age of Mrs Tonk and things going south, I still feel the bumps are too high and suspect, they may be seams on the inside of the swiming top or perhaps, she is storing maltezers or smarties for later.

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    1. My thanks to Mrs Tonk for contributing to this scientific research.

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    2. To be honest Ken, looking at the "Cat that got the cream" grin on her face, I suspect she was only too pleased to help.........Bucket of cold water on standby;-)

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  4. Anonymous11:09 AM

    This obviously needs more study, and I shall be applying to various bodies for a research grant.

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    1. Good luck with the funding application.......I am told you are more likely to get funding if you can link the research to climate change.

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    2. Prof. TitssUp RADA, GCHQ, RSA12:22 PM

      quite!

      I'm currently researching the effects of climate change on the rise and fall of nipples. If anyone has information, particularly during the durassic age (19971-74) i would be pleased to hear from you

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  5. Anonymous11:44 AM

    Ken,

    To clear up this puzzle once and for all, perhaps you could write to Miss Upton's PR Manager at lisa.benson@imgworld.com

    Or perhaps you could contact her via Twitter? twitter.com/kateupton

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    1. Light years ahead of you matey, I tweeted her this morning pointing her to yesterday's article:)

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