A Nation of Paedophiles - Nanny Sh*ts Herself II

Pass the sick bag someone, I had the great misfortune to watch Ed Balls (Children's Secretary - whatever that really means?) and Sir Roger Singleton, chairman of the Independent Safeguarding Authority, on TV last night trying to squirm their way out of the avalanche of criticism being heaped upon Nanny's head over her "Won't Someone Think of The Children?" database.

Balls now states that it is "tremendously important" to ensure the "right balance" has been struck and was relevant to "real life".

Sick bag again please!

When did this lousy government, and its brain dead apparatchiks, ever bother applying "real life" to their rules and diktats?

Balls droned on about what constitutes the difference between infrequent and frequent contact with children, as per Nanny's rule that frequent contact requires registration on her database.

Seemingly, in the eyes of Balls, 3 times a month would require registration.

That would of course mean, for instance, that shopkeepers who serve kids would have to register...wouldn't it?

This scheme is unworkable.

Aside from all the other points raised earlier on this site as to why it is wrong, can you seriously imagine that this government is capable of designing and building a database that can hold the details of 11 million people without there being some major cock up?

What government IT scheme has ever come in on time, on budget or on specification?

Take a look at HMRC or the NHS for "fine" examples of Nanny's failure in IT.

Anyhoo, dear old Ed (scared shitless by the public outcry, as I noted yesterday) has said he will review this lousy scheme.

Unfortunately he has passed the responsibility for the review to Sir Roger "The Dodger" Singleton (who has set the thing up). "The Dodger", who doesn't exactly exude charisma, bleated helplessly that this legislation was passed by parliament three years ago and that it was our "beloved" MPs who put this scheme together.

One might ask where were the Tories and Liberals then, and why didn't they kick up a fuss?

BTW folks, I warned about this in May 2008.

One might also ask why is it that our MPs are incapable of passing legislation that isn't full of holes?

As noted yesterday, Nanny is wounded. However, she is not yet ready to surrender, this needs to be taken to its final stage; to this end I suggest that you bombard your MPs, Balls and the media with your views as to why it is wrong.

It will be the only way to kill off this dangerous idea.

Here's Ed's addy ed@edballs.com, and here's his orifice dcsf.ministers@dcsf.gsi.gov.uk.

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A Nation of Paedophiles - Nanny Sh*ts Herself

It seems that Nanny has been a tad "stung" by the mounting furore over her draconian plans to place 11 million on her "Won't Someone Think of The Children?" database.

BTW, a child (as defined by the law) is anyone under 18. In theory that means those in the armed forces who interact with troops who are under 18 need also to be checked...doesn't it?

Or is there an exemption there?

While I am thinking about it, what about priests?...or is that a wee bit contentious?

Anyhoo, Sir Roger Singleton, chairman of the Independent Safeguarding Authority (ISA - the taxpayer funded quango that will enforce this nonsense), is clearly hurting and said that people need to "calm down" and consider the issue "rationally".

Roughly translated, what this bureaucrat is saying is this:

"You are behaving in an irrational and emotional way, we (Nanny) know best".

Somewhat patronising don't you think?

However, what this also tells us is that Nanny is now sh*tting herself over this, and realises that she has lost this one.

Keep pushing hard and she will bolt for cover, like a wounded animal, and rescind this nonsense.

Can't you smell the blood?

I can!

Here is a link to the Independent Safeguarding Authority's feedback page, where you can track the wounded animal down to its lair, and put it out of our misery.

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A Nation of Paedophiles - Nanny's New Poll Tax

As we all know, in Nanny's sick twisted little mind all adults are paedophiles until they prove otherwise.

To this end ZaNuLabour have decreed that all adults who have regular contact with children will have to submit to Nanny's vetting and barring scheme, due to be introduced next month.

Oh, by the way, apart from volunteers all registrants will have to pay £64 (a novel new poll tax).

Now my loyal readers, who exactly falls into the group that has "regular contact with children"?

Anybody who, for instance, drives groups of children to Scouts, Brownies or after-school sports clubs (ie parents).

Failure to undergo a criminal records check will incur a fine of £5K.

How many people does this cover?

11 million!

That would give Nanny a potential revenue stream of £700M.

Ker farking ching!

To add insult to injury, Nanny's paedophile database of 11 million innocent people will contain complaints and concerns registered by colleagues or members of the public (even if they don't lead to a prosecution).

In other words it will act as a repository for every piece of tittle tattle and gossip spread by malicious SOBs with nothing better to do, or with a chip on their shoulder.

This repository of venom and gossip will of course be available for viewing by any employer, or voluntary group, with which the person might work.

The Home Orifice will consider and record all information received, regardless of the source.

Read the above again a few times, so that you get the point.

Nanny has created a Gestapo style database. She has turned us into a poor man's version of Nazi Germany.

This of course won't have any real effect in stopping those who are paedophiles (despite Nanny's fantasy, there are not millions of them in the UK) doing what they want to do. All they have to do is get a certificate to prove they have have no criminal prosecution, and voila they have proof in writing from Nanny that they aren't a paedophile.

As to what message this sends to kids about adults, well it's obvious isn't it?

All adults are paedophiles unless they can prove otherwise.

Don't trust adults.

It is hardly surprising that the young feel alienated and afraid, and that they have few adult role models in their lives!

In the middle ages the state egged on the population to burn witches, now they egg on the population to "burn" adults.

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A Nation of Paedophiles - Nanny's Nice Little Earner

It is reassuring to know that even when Nanny pretends to be "saving the children", she still manages to find a way to make something on the side for herself and her apparatchiks.

Nanny's new registration scheme requires all adults who come into contact with kids as part of their work, eg authors and illustrators who visit schools to register on a database designed to "protect" children from paedophiles.

The fact that the authors are not left alone with the kids, but lecture them in a crowded hall is irrelevant to Nanny.

Nanny's Vetting and Barring Scheme (VBS) is being managed by the Independent Safeguarding Authority. It requires all individuals who work with children, from 12 October, to register with a national database for a fee of £64.

KERCHING!!!!

Nanny's Home Orifice is unrepentant:

"The UK already has one of the most advanced systems in the world for carrying out checks on all those who work in positions of trust with children and vulnerable adults. From October this year the new Vetting and Barring Scheme (VBS) will ensure these regulations are even more rigorous.

The new scheme means every individual working in a field that requires more than a tiny amount of contact with children and/or vulnerable adults will have to be vetted.

If they are passed, they will be placed on a register that says they are allowed to work in a regulated field.

If they are barred, they will go on a separate register and it will be a criminal offence for them to try and obtain work in a regulated field, carrying a penalty of up to five years in prison.

It will also be illegal for anyone to employ them."

So will parents be vetted as well?

What about MPs who visit schools and kiss babies?

This is simply another nasty piece of legislation designed to place further barriers between adults and children.

Be under no illusions here, Nanny is the child abuser not the British public. Also be aware that this is nothing more than an excuse to tax us further.

It will be a nice little earner for Nanny, as it is expected that this database will contain over 11 million names within 5 years.

Let us learn this mantra for prep:

The state is the enemy of the people.

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Nanny Bans Paper Rounds

You know how Nanny is obsessed with keeping children safe from the millions of potential perverts that she alleges are waiting to prey on them?

Well she has found another everyday aspect of life which exposes children to enormous risk, in Nanny's view anyway, of being attacked.

Paper rounds!

Yes, paper rounds.

It seems that despite the fact that kids have been doing paper rounds for decades, in order to earn a little spending money and to learn the basics of self respect and working for a living, Nanny believes that paper rounds expose kids to unnecessary dangers.

As such Nanny's Department for Children, Schools and Families is considering issuing an edict that will order shopkeepers to have safety checks, and vet the staff who work with children (eg those who perform paper rounds).

Now here's the added bonus for Nanny, the shopkeepers will have to pay £64 to register the adults who work with children with the Independent Safeguarding Authority.

Nanny, much like Cherie Blair, when she smells a money making scam is all over the idea like flies on shit.

Needless to say many shopkeepers will not pay this fee, and thousands of kids will find themselves out of work (another lesson in real life I suppose).

What kind of message does this send the kids about adults?

What about the adults that the kids deliver the papers to, shouldn't they be checked and registered as well?

There's a nice little earner that Nanny has missed!

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