You know how Nanny is obsessed with keeping children safe from the millions of potential perverts that she alleges are waiting to prey on them?
Well she has found another everyday aspect of life which exposes children to enormous risk, in Nanny's view anyway, of being attacked.
Yes, paper rounds.
It seems that despite the fact that kids have been doing paper rounds for decades, in order to earn a little spending money and to learn the basics of self respect and working for a living, Nanny believes that paper rounds expose kids to unnecessary dangers.
As such Nanny's Department for Children, Schools and Families is considering issuing an edict that will order shopkeepers to have safety checks, and vet the staff who work with children (eg those who perform paper rounds).
Now here's the added bonus for Nanny, the shopkeepers will have to pay £64 to register the adults who work with children with the Independent Safeguarding Authority.
Nanny, much like Cherie Blair, when she smells a money making scam is all over the idea like flies on shit.
Needless to say many shopkeepers will not pay this fee, and thousands of kids will find themselves out of work (another lesson in real life I suppose).
What kind of message does this send the kids about adults?
What about the adults that the kids deliver the papers to, shouldn't they be checked and registered as well?
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