Saturday, September 12, 2009
A Nation of Paedophiles - Nanny's New Poll Tax
As we all know, in Nanny's sick twisted little mind all adults are paedophiles until they prove otherwise.
To this end ZaNuLabour have decreed that all adults who have regular contact with children will have to submit to Nanny's vetting and barring scheme, due to be introduced next month.
Oh, by the way, apart from volunteers all registrants will have to pay £64 (a novel new poll tax).
Now my loyal readers, who exactly falls into the group that has "regular contact with children"?
Anybody who, for instance, drives groups of children to Scouts, Brownies or after-school sports clubs (ie parents).
Failure to undergo a criminal records check will incur a fine of £5K.
How many people does this cover?
That would give Nanny a potential revenue stream of £700M.
Ker farking ching!
To add insult to injury, Nanny's paedophile database of 11 million innocent people will contain complaints and concerns registered by colleagues or members of the public (even if they don't lead to a prosecution).
In other words it will act as a repository for every piece of tittle tattle and gossip spread by malicious SOBs with nothing better to do, or with a chip on their shoulder.
This repository of venom and gossip will of course be available for viewing by any employer, or voluntary group, with which the person might work.
The Home Orifice will consider and record all information received, regardless of the source.
Read the above again a few times, so that you get the point.
Nanny has created a Gestapo style database. She has turned us into a poor man's version of Nazi Germany.
This of course won't have any real effect in stopping those who are paedophiles (despite Nanny's fantasy, there are not millions of them in the UK) doing what they want to do. All they have to do is get a certificate to prove they have have no criminal prosecution, and voila they have proof in writing from Nanny that they aren't a paedophile.
As to what message this sends to kids about adults, well it's obvious isn't it?
All adults are paedophiles unless they can prove otherwise.
Don't trust adults.
It is hardly surprising that the young feel alienated and afraid, and that they have few adult role models in their lives!
In the middle ages the state egged on the population to burn witches, now they egg on the population to "burn" adults.
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