Cherie Blair, wife of Blairy Poppins, shocked and surprised her audience during a speaking visit to Malaysia last week by admitting to the fact that she has rebelled against "her old man".
"For years now I have come to enjoy the trappings of office:
Luxury flights and holidays
Private education for my children
Free gifts from foreigners
The use of therapists for my emotional angst
The use of conmen to handle my private financial matters
This situation would have continued unabated for the rest of my life, had I not come across that most excellent website
"Nanny Knows Best"
run by one of Britain's leading intellectuals and political commentators Ken Frost
I am now a regular visitor to the site, and have come to realise the threat to our freedom posed by my husband and his party
To this end I have decided to speak out in the hope that people will wake up to the threat to their civil liberties, before it is too late"
Warming to her theme Cherie went on to say:
"Nothing I say here could possibly be construed as making light of those horrible acts of violence, or of the responsibility imposed on the UK and other governments to keep the public safe,
or of the difficult and dangerous task performed by the police and intelligence services,"
"at the same time it is all too easy for us to respond to such terror in a way which undermines commitment to our most deeply held values and convictions and which cheapens our right to call ourselves a civilised nation".
She also highlighted a House of Lords judicial ruling that blocked the holding of foreign terrorist suspects indefinitely without charge.
"What the case makes clear is that the government, even in times when there is a threat to national security, must act strictly in accordance with the law,"
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