Beware venturing into Scotland, if you are a tad larger than Nanny's defined girth.Nanny has plans to use a specially trained force of "Fat Policemen" to rid Scotland of obesity.
It seems that the Scottish Executive is considering plans to send "outreach workers" (ie busybodies) into pubs clubs and bingo halls, looking for fat people.
Once they have identified a portly person, they will then impose themselves upon the hapless individual and "encourage" their prey to take more exercise.
The second word in the response to such "encouragement" is "OFF!".
What next?!?!? Any chance of a link?
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Ceri
Do you have a media link for this?
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ReplyDeleteThis is the one story that was not on the net. I found it in the printed Times, but could not then find it on their web site.
Ken
Wow great idea. Insulting fat larger louts in a public bar. Hope they plan on wearing body armour.
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Can't wait for you to post something on this one: http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051019/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_lightbulb
Why not just insist all doorways to public place are made to a maximum width?
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