I was walking along The Strand yesterday afternoon, enjoying the sunshine and looking at some of my old haunts.
Then blinky, blonky, blimey...guess what?
I tripped over an uneven paving stone and fell flat on my face.
Today I have a limp and a grazed knee.
Am I suing the council?
Am I fark!
It was my own fault for not looking where I was walking!
Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.
Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.
Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store.
Visit Oh So Swedish Swedish arts and handicrafts